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Hoth or Not

  *Under construction*  Concept:  People submit their photos dressed in Star Wars regalia and members rate their Star Warthiness. 10 – “The force is strong with this one.” 9 – “Scruffy looking nerve-hurter.” 8 – That’s a lot of damn midichlorians is all I’m sayin.’ 7 – At least Jar Jar Binks would be your friend 6 – “It looks like there are a couple of Sand People camped out on the course today.” 5 – It’s like kissing your sister. 4 – “I’d rather kiss a wookiee.” 3 – Is that fragrance you’re wearing “ton-ton?” 2 – “These are NOT the droids you’re looking for.” 1 – This guy doesn’t exactly look like he could “do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs” 0 – I said “Let go your conscious self,” not “consciously let yourself go!”
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General bits of my wordsmithery:

Love is a form of temporary insanity that we all nurture, protect, and cultivate in hopes it someday blossoms into permanent insanity. Well burn that bridge when we come to it. There are three things in life I believe in; something, something else, and the Oxford comma. I’m not very good at remembering passwords to various profiles around the internet. On the off chance that I do remember it’s nothing short of an “alphanumericle.” I’m not fluent in sarcasm, but I do speak it conversationally.  He said, sarcastically. Sarcasm is my second language…it’s also my first language. I have a thought, or an observation…I have a thoughtservation: the term irony has been so long misused, and that misuse accepted, that it has actually evolved into meaning the inaccurate meaning. …And isn’t THAT ironic? (He says, meaning, ironically, the literal/actual meaning.) 😀 The only things I allow to dampen my spirits, are mixers. I believe there are two kinds of people in this world and th...
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